Fear the Green Pickles

So I actually do hate pickles, but this is obviously just for fun =]

Every time I go to McDonalds and order a hamburger, the first thing I always do is to remove the pickles.  My parents used to tell me that I was picky, but as I grew up, I realized that everybody hated pickles.  If you look around when you are at fast food restaurants, everybody always removes the pickles from their burgers before beginning to eat.  Five years ago, after accidentally eating pickles in my meal at lunch, I had a stomach ache.  From then on, I knew that pickles were unhealthy.  Besides, there’s absolutely no evidence that pickles are healthy, so there’s probably a large chance that they’re bad for you; as a result, you should never eat pickles!  If you get sick, you could miss classes at school, and if you miss classes, your grades could drop.  If your grades drop, you could miss your chance to get accepted into a good university and therefore, your entire career would be ruined.  You wouldn’t want your entire life because you decided to eat pickles would you?  And then there’s the appearance: why would anybody want to eat green, slimy, disgusting food?  After all, even the president of the United States hates pickles!  Therefore, don’t you ever dare eat pickles!  If you do, you’ll regret doing so after you ruin your entire life.  By then, it will be too late!